Here I shall tell you some Laffy Taffy Jokes... Yes, the worlds lamest jokes..

1.What are the strongest days of the week? -- Saturday and Sunday; every other is a weekday.
2.What did the man say when he walked into a bar? -- "Ouch."
3.When does it rain money? -- When there is a change in weather.
4. Where does the general keep his armies? -- Up his sleevies.
5.What has 10 letters that starts with gas? -- Automobile.
6. How do you catch a squirrel? -- Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
7.What kind of star can hurt you? -- A shooting star.
8. What is a caterpillar afraid of? -- A dogipillar
9.What starts with "T", is full of "T", and ends with "T"? -- A teapot.
10. What word is always spelt incorrectly? -- Incorrectly
11. Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch? -- Too many ears!
12. What do you call a cat that sues a cat? -- A Clawsuit
13. What has four legs and go booo? -- A sick cow.
14. Why did the dalmation need glasses? -- He was seeing spots.
15. What did the flower say to the bike? -- Petal.
Here are by far the lamest puns/jokes I have ever heard.

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